This title does double duty, being not only a snide reference to a certain recipe appearing in the school cookbook (which apparently required the person who obtained it to attend 'luncheons'), but also to my upcoming gig as a 'homecook hero' (eeewwwww, what a dreadful phrase) in the glossy mag of a certain shopping centre. Hilariously enough, I have to cook chilli crab and allow my photo to be taken (and published). No, I'm not doing it for the fame, I'm doing it for the free food.
Lord, if only I had the bosom to match.
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