Black Swan

Really, I'm never going to wear a ballet tutu. Even in the dark days of childhood when I did ballet I didn't lust after one. Note: I was utterly hopeless at ballet as I'm hilariously uncoordinated and inelegant, but I've been asked a couple of times recently if I was once a dancer - I think this is called yoga posture.

But, back to the tutu. Obviously I have been exposed to too much media, because I really really want this tulle skirt. Wrong?